21 February 2014

Last guest blog from Grandma Caryl!

Finally made it back home.  Made it out of Minneapolis/St. Paul in spite of the crappy weather (although a couple hours later than expected) and rolled into the airport in Madison about midnight.  The Delta flight crew tried to inspire confidence starting with the gate agent making the boarding a free for all to get us on the plane quickly before the pilots could change their mind about taking off.  Then we got an explanation about de-icing procedures and had to be de-iced twice.  Not a very relaxing 38-minute flight!  But they got us on the ground safely (although the hardest landing I have ever experienced)!

I managed to say goodbye to Allie, Mat, and Poppy without too much awkward sobbing.  (Truth be told, I secretly cried at the thought of saying goodbye to Poppy about 5 seconds after she was born)!  I am definitely going back to my sneaking out in the middle of the night way of doing these goodbyes.  It has served me well in the past!  The wind on the walk to the train station was my excuse for the teary eyes after I left their flat (it, along with the rain, was also my excuse to not attempt to have good hair the entire time I was in London).  Couldn’t find any sad movies to watch on the flight, so my fellow passengers probably thought I was crazy when I was crying during ‘Bridesmaids’ and a couple ‘Parks and Rec’ episodes.

Poppy and I hung out a lot over the three weeks I was there.  We pulled a couple of all-nighters together watching some late-night television…some of it good (‘To Kill a Mockingbird’) and some of it that might give us both nightmares (the show where they find people with weird body problems – I don’t remember what it is called, but people have some really gross things going on with their bodies)!  Although we did decide we could endure a couple more episodes of that as long as we didn’t have to watch any more Olympic curling!  I taught Poppy ‘the wave’ (see photo below).  It was a little awkward doing it during curling, but she will at least be prepared for the day when Grandpa Randy takes her to a Packer game!

We also talked in the wee hours about how the training of her parents is going.  So far, we give them a grade of A-.  The minus comes from that time they wheeled her around Soho with the vomit on her chin going unnoticed for what seemed to Poppy like hours (probably only 30 seconds in reality).  So embarrassing for our little Princess!  Also, they have been a little so-so on the whole dressing thing.  Some of her outfits have a little too much pattern mixing going on (striped socks, flowered shirt, etc).  We don’t know what they were thinking with that bird hat and the ‘Pope’ hat!  And it was Fashion Week in London for heaven’s sake!  Anyway, Poppy has decided to let them continue to be her parents.  She thinks they are showing signs of impending awesomeness : )

Had to learn a little bit of new terminology being an American Grandma of a half Brit…a nappy is a diaper, not baby talk for Grandma is tired and going to take a little ‘nappy’; a buggy is a stroller, not something the Amish cruise around London in; a dummie is a pacifier.  So when Allie said ‘is the dummie in the diaper (nappy) bag, I stopped myself from telling her that Mat was doing the best he can with being a new daddy, and of course he is not in the bag! Haha!

After boasting about being mistaken for a native Londoner in the last blog post, I was reminded that I still had a ways to go.  Someone asked me for directions again and I was not able to help them (I did have a pretty good guess, though, as to where the street was they were looking for), and a London bus on a rainy day reminded me that I do not know the protocol of standing way back from the curb when waiting to cross the road.  My hairspray, makeup, and all-weather jacket were no match for the full-frontal assault of water that came flying up from the puddle on street as the bus passed.  Hopefully, the ubiquitous cameras on the London streets captured that moment and you can all look forward to seeing it on YouTube at some point in the future.

Anyway, all good things must come to an end.  While it was hard leaving little Poppy, I am not sure Randy could have muddled on without me much longer.  I didn’t hear any reports of him wandering around the neighborhood in his pajamas in the middle of the day or anything, but why chance it!


Thanks for those few sunny days, London, and for making it so easy for me to get around on my solo journeys around the city.  I will miss you a little bit, but will miss the Horvath threesome about a thousand times more!



Allie here - I think I'm going to let Grandma Caryl do all the blogging because she's way funnier than I am!  Once again, I'm just here to add photos of my tiny human.  
Here's the above mentioned 'wave' photo.

And the above mentioned 'Pope hat' (seriously the cutest Pope ever).

Finally, we got our photos back from the photographer today.  I already knew Poppy was adorable but the photographer (magicrainbowphotography.com) did a great job capturing her adorableness!  Here are some of my favourites:







These photos are all adorable and amazing but you would not believe the amount of wee and poo that comes out of an 8 day-old baby with no diaper on during a 5 hour photo session!  Poo on Mat, on the wall, on the floor, on our bed and wee in my lap.  But look at her ridiculously long legs!  She doesn't fit into most of her tiny baby pants anymore - her little feet are smushed because she has her Dad's legs!

There are more super cute photos but I can't post all 75 of them.  Maybe next blog post.. which may not be for a while because I'll be busy keeping little Pops happy and fed (and trying to get more than a minuscule amount of sleep).  

The end!

07 February 2014

Guest blog by Grandma Caryl!

Hello, Mates!

This is Grandma Caryl guest blogging for the new Mommy!  Whew!  It has been a whirlwind of activity since my arrival on Friday morning.  Allie collected me from the airport with a "Hey, Mom.  So I think I am in labor" (or 'labour' if you are British -- they use so many extra letters here!)  I replied with "Do I have time to take a shower?" (it was a long flight, okay!) and "Why are you here?" Turns out, I did have time to get myself smelling a little fresher, and her journey to the airport distracted her a bit from thinking she had to race to the hospital.

So, long story short (or not), she updated Mathew on her status throughout the day, he raced home at an appropriate pace, we all hung out for awhile then hopped in a taxi bound for St. Thomas's Hospital.  (Side note -- the taxi ride was super scary.  At one point the cabbie was playing chicken with an ambulance and I was wishing I had Allie's 'just in case my water breaks in the cab' absorbent mat in the front seat with me).  Luckily, I did not pee my pants and Allie's water did not break in the taxi.  I did want her to pour her bottled water on the back seat just to make the guy THINK she messed up his back seat.  Oddly enough, she just wasn't in the mood for retribution for the cabbie almost giving her mother heart failure.

We arrived at the hospital and she was put in a room with large windows and an ok view of Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament  -- looked like we could almost reach out and touch them (Mat probably could with his fantastically long arms).  After Allie laid around twiddling her thumbs for a few hours (haha - she is never going to let me guest blog again), little Poppy Renee Horvath made her way into the world and, surprisingly, neither Mat nor I caused bodily harm to the midwife delivering her : ) Her bedside manner was not quite up to snuff in my book.

Mummy, Daddy, and Poppy went home on Saturday afternoon.  They don't let the new moms and babies hang out too long in the hospital, do they?! They do, however, send out midwives to check on baby and Mummy a couple times in their first week, which is nice.  So far the Horvath family has passed with flying colours (see that extra letter auto-correct added in 'colors'?!)

Since I am a dispensable member of this threesome caring for Poppy, I have been venturing out on my own now and again to do a little exploring.  I almost feel like a native Londoner -- I have an Oyster Card and keys to a flat in my pocket, I walk to the grocery store if it's not raining instead of taking a bus, I get annoyed at people who don't stand to the right on escalators, and three people have asked me for directions and I have been able to give them!  Geez, I have only been here a week!  (I did hail a bus from the wrong side of the street - but that has surprisingly only happened once in this land of everything being opposite)!  

I will now turn this blog I have pirated back to Poppy's mom for the posting of pictures!  Cheers!



The new Momma Keys here - I have nothing exciting or funny to add to this blog post but I do have some pictures of my adorable child. You're welcome :)
Poppy and I going out on our first walk!  She didn't even notice we'd left the house.

Hanging out on the quilt Grandma Caryl made her.

Sleeping with Daddy.  Just melts my heart.


She does this 95% of the time these days (at least one of us is sleeping!).. but seriously.. how cute is she?  We think she is the best thing since sliced bread and we spend most of our time just staring at her.

I have nothing else funny or clever to say because I'm too tired.

The end.